Episode 1 - Wine

While reading his paper, Lord Worthington-Smythe is informed of a Lady in disgrace. By using the wrong sort of wine, she is befouling herself and others around her. Can Captain Dandy save the day? What do you think swine...

Episode 2 - Lust

By Ron Jeremy's impressive member! Fonsworth informs Lord Worthington-Smythe of a young couple hoping to consumate their crazed lustings for each other. This won't do, so Captain Dandy is on the case to remind them what frivolous fornication leads to!

Episode 3 - Clothes

He's not Gok Wan, but Captain Dandy knows bad fashion sense when he sees it! By commanding a young fellow to change his clothing calamity, can Captain Dandy put him on the path to a finer breed of lady? Naturally...